Tofu Slut.

My nipples are actually almost healed. This time I’m not lying.

It only took a year.

So a guy ate a guys face off in Miami the other day.

Yup.

That happened.

I hate when I spend forever cooking then decide I don’t want what I made

You can find tumblrs of your facebook friends now?

No.

No no no.

Hot tub party.

Every night.

So tomorrow my mom is going to see my grandparents and my aunt for my grandpas birthday and she said they were going to a seafood place but I said I’d tag along to see my grandparents and they’re going to Joes crab shack.

SERIOUSLY?!

I figured they’d be going to some small place where I might get to eat and it won’t be obnoxious and people wont have lobster bibs on and ugh.

Hah. Preston wrote me a cute good morning have a good day note and he wrote it ON my scholarship envelope that I needed to mail things back in, with a permanant marker that went through to my forms in side.

Silly boy.

It also made me realize it has to be there in like 4 days and tomorrow is sunday and I haven’t mailed it yet.